Greeting Cards and Gifts from Peartree Heybridge

Spring Chicken Greeting Cards

Funny greeting cards for Ladies & Gents of a certain age...

If you are looking for a greeting card to send to friends who are…shall we say of a more mature nature but still in their Prime, our collection of Spring Chicken greeting cards could be just what you are looking for!

Humorous illustrations and witty captions on topics ranging from drinking, men, dieting, stress, housework, gardening, growing older to behaving badly - plenty of cards to choose from that will keep your friends and family laughing out loud!

You might also like our Spring Chicken Gifts

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M175

5038925004792

Caption reads:

Some women never admit their age. How many men act theirs?

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M156

5038925004556

Caption reads:

Funny how a little age...can add flavour

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M50

5038925000787

Caption reads:

It's a huge responsibility - being the ultimate fantasy pinup.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M179

NEW! Caption reads:

You should be proud of yourself...You are in good shape - for the shape you are in.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M170

5038925004747

Caption reads:

I seem to use a lot of four letter words these days....what? Diet, rest, doze, deaf....

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M181

NEW! Caption reads:

Can I trade these for a nearly new face and body?

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M185

NEW! Caption reads:

Some things a woman can't say...I just love my laughter lines.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Age

M155

5038925004549

Caption reads:

Funny how a little age....can add flavour

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

FR49

5038925002729

Caption reads:

On the whole, the years have been kind to us all.....it was just the weekends which did the damage.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

M167

5038925004716

Caption reads:

We might be older...but nobody said we had to be wiser.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

FR35

5038925001906

Caption Reads:

Both you and the wine improve with age and the more you age, the more we love you.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

FR23

5038925001548

Caption reads:

Older, sexier....wiser.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

FR53

5038925002767

Caption reads:

You want me to come upstairs and make love to you?....It will have to be one or the other

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Alcohol

FR50

5038925002736

Caption reads:

You read about the dangers of alcohol so you better give up reading

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Alcohol

FR28

5038925001654

Caption Reads:

Alcohol is definitely the answer....I'm afraid I've forgotten the question.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Barbeque

FR33

5038925001883

Caption reads:

Man's last great challenge.....The Summer Barbecue.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Been and Gone

M171

5038925004754

Caption reads:

Been and gone - and done it all.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Birthday Faint

M172

5038925004761

Caption reads:

I think she might have fainted....from the heat of the candles!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Bridge

M143

5038925004426

Caption reads:

Didn't we tell you? In hot weather we dress quite informally for bridge!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Cellulite

M48

5038925000763

Caption reads:

One in five men think cellulite is a battery.....God bless them.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Champagne

M168

5038925004723

Caption reads:

Sometimes we deserve Champagne....sometimes we need it.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Chocolate

M125

5038925004235

Caption reads:

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy.....and far more reliable than a man.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Chocolates

M29

5038925000527

Caption reads:

If god had meant me to touch my toes - he would have put chocolates on the floor.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Cruise Ships

M152

5038925004518

Caption reads:

I just love cruise ships....the bigger the better....I can lose my husband for days.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Diets

M165

5038925004648

Caption reads:

Don't worry about diets....In fact - don't worry about anything.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Drink Wine

FR47

5038925002705

Caption reads:

Save water drink wine

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Expectations

FR11

5038925001548

Caption Reads:

At your age people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober. Disappoint them.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Family

M180

Caption reads:

NEW! My family? Oh they've grown up and flown the nest...all except my husband.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - First Class

M150

5038925004495

Caption reads:

Always travel first class....or your children will.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Gardening

M145

5038925004440

Caption reads:

Can’t you just think of digging - as a therapy?

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Getting Older

M177

5038925004815

Caption reads:

You know you are getting older when people ring at 8pm asking 'Did I wake you?'

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Goddess

M76

5038925001562

Caption reads:

All women over 45 are really Goddesses - and should be worshipped daily.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Golf

M136

5038925004358

Caption reads:

You learn many things from golf.....and how to suffer is one of them.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Golf

FR45

Caption reads:

He's punishing his clubs because they played so badly!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Growing Old

M186

NEW! Caption reads:

Life becomes so simple as you grow older...You forget names and faces and what was the third thing?

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Growing Old

M131

5038925004303

Caption reads:

Growing older is hard enough - without having to act it!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Growing Older

M176

5038925004808

Caption reads:

Growing older is a dream come true....You can't see what irritates you.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Hippies

FR60

5038925003306

Caption reads:

Back in the 60's we turned on, tuned in and dropped out....Now we tune in, turn over and drop off.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Housework

M157

5038925004563

Caption reads:

Housework never ends....you do it then six months later you have to do it all over again.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - How are things?

M161

5038925004600

Caption reads:

Nothing much changes here......how are things with you?

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Idleness

M169

5038925004730

Caption reads:

It's no fun having nothing to do...The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Indulgence

M144

5038925004433

Caption reads:

This is the year I finally finish off all the things I never finished -like the tub of ice cream, the bottle of wine, the box of chocolates and the crisps.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Jogging

M28

5038925000565

Caption reads:

Never go jogging, it makes the ice in your glass jump.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Life

M154

5038925004532

Caption reads:

Just when you've learned to make the most of your life....you wonder where most of your life has gone.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Lost

M174

5038925004785

Caption reads:

Something a man can't say - 'I'm lost'

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Marinate

M58

5038925001012

Caption reads:

Lets not age............lets just marinate.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Marriage

M137

5038925004365

Caption reads:

You know if it weren't for marriage...we might go through life thinking we had no faults at all.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Maturity

M173

5038925004778

Caption reads:

We have great respect for maturity....especially if it's in a bottle!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Maturity

M49

5038925000770

Caption reads:

At your age people expect you to be mature, wise and sensible...........Disillusion them.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Medication?

FR32

5038925001692

Caption Reads:

Is is time for your medication, or mine?

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Memory

FR43

5038925002545

Caption reads:

No no - I don't want a floral fantasy tattood up on my arm..I just want my address.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Memory

FR70

5038925004150

Caption reads:

It's amazing how many Magic Memory Notes - we get through these days.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Men

M184

NEW! Caption reads:

You are a force to be reckoned with....and an irresistible bundle of experience.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Men

M182

NEW! Caption reads:

If you tell a man he's wonderful....he'll never say you're talking too much.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Men

M142

5038925004419

Caption reads:

I'm totally relaxed, because I know everything I can't find....is in a very safe place - somewhere!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Middle Age

M166

5038925004709

Caption reads:

For a man at the peak of early late middle age...you look fantastic!

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Mirror

M96

5038925002491

Caption reads:

Mirror mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Misbehave!

M68

5038925001340

Caption reads:

The best way to enjoy yourself - is very very....badly.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Misbehaving

M183

NEW! Caption reads:

Then I woke up and found myself in a lap dancing club in Mongolia...Gosh I was surprised.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Multi-Tasker

M69

5038925001357

Caption reads:

I'm a multi-tasker. I go to parties, I smile, I talk, I enjoy great food and I have little drinkies.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Naughty

M103

5038925002842

Caption reads:

Just how naughty can we be - and still go to heaven?

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Never Drink Water

M84

5083925001722

Caption reads:

Take my advice and never drink water. I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Old Age

5038925000350

Caption reads:

The three ages of man. Know it all. Say it all. Sod it all.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Preservatives

M64

5038925001265

Caption reads:

Never eat healthy food....we so need all the preservatives we can get.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Relax!

M135

5038925004341

Caption reads:

Just don't ask me to relax! It's the tension that's holding me together.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Silent Men

M139

5038925004389

Caption reads:

Women love silent men....They think they're listening.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Sin!

M33

5038925000619

Caption reads:

I've sinned again.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Sins

M105

5038925003135

Caption Reads:

We only have one regret at our age....and that's all the sins we didn't commit.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Stress

M41

5038925000695

Caption reads:

Grey! you call it grey! Its stress highlights...if you don't mind!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Technology

FR71

5038925004167

Caption reads:

I know a child of five could understand this! So please go and find me a child of five!

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Tequilla

M99

5038925002521

Caption reads:

Just take life with a pinch of salt - a slice of lime and two shots of Tequilla

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Three Ages

M147

5038925004465

Caption reads:

The three ages of woman. Change of name, change of shape, whoopee! change of life.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Training

M178

NEW! Caption reads:

No - I'm not training for the big one...I have to get there before I forget where I'm going.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Weekend Trouble

M108

5038925003184

Caption reads:

On the whole, the years have been kind to us......it was just the weekends which got us into trouble.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Wine

FR22

5038925001531

Caption Reads:

When a recipe says add wine...never say "to what?"

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Wine

FR12

5038925001227

Caption Reads:

If in doubt - Add more wine.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Wine

M73

5038925001432

Caption reads:

I love cooking with wine..Occasionally I add food.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.

Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Wrinkles

M130

5038925004297

Caption reads:

When we grew up, we planned to be rich, we planned to be famous.....I don't remember planning to be wrinkly.

Blank inside for your own message.

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with white envelope.

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