Melamine Coasters

Quality Single Melamine Coasters in a selection of best-selling Hilarious Spring Chicken Cartoon designs.

They can be wiped clean and can withstand temperatures up to 140 degrees C.

Available in 18 popular designs.
Dimensions: 85mm x 107mm

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Add Wine

FR22 Coaster
Caption reads:

When a recipe says add wine...never say "to what?"

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Alcohol

FR28 Coaster
Caption reads:

Alcohol is definitely the answer....I'm afraid I've forgotten the question.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Cellulite

M48 Coaster
Caption reads:
One in five men think cellulite is a battery - God bless them!
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Funny Melamine Coaster - Cooking with wine

M73 Coaster
Caption reads:

I love cooking with wine....... Occasionally I add food.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Disillusion them!

M49 Coaster
Caption reads:

At your age people expect you to be mature, wise and sensible...........Disillusion them.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Don't act your age!

FR11 Coaster
Caption reads:

At your age people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober. Disappoint them.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Drink Wine

FR47 Coaster
Caption reads:

 Save water drink wine

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Drinkies

M69 Coaster

Caption reads: 

I'm a multi-tasker...I go to parties, I smile, I talk, I enjoy great food and I have little drinkies.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - enjoy yourself!

M68 Coaster

Caption Reads:

The best way to enjoy yourself.........is very,very,very........badly.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Lets Marinate

M58 Coaster
Caption reads:

Lets not age.  Lets just marinate.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Make Love?

FR53 Coaster

Caption reads:

 

You want me to come upstairs and make love to you?...It will have to be one or the other!

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Medication

FR32 Coaster
Caption reads

Is is time for your medication , or mine?

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Never Drink Water

M84 Coaster
Caption reads:
Take my advise and never drink water...I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats.
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Funny Melamine Coaster - Sinning!

M33 Coaster

Caption reads:

I've sinned again.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Tune in and drop out!

FR60 Coaster
Caption reads:
Back in the 60's we turned on, tuned in and dropped out.....Now we tune in, turn over and drop off.
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Funny Melamine Coaster - Weekend Damage

FR49 Coaster
Caption Reads:

On the whole, the years have been kind to us all.....it was just the weekends which did the damage.

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Weekend Damage

M108 Coaster
Caption reads:

On the whole, the years have been kind to us...it was just the weekends which got us into trouble.

 

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Funny Melamine Coaster - Wiser...Sexier

FR23 Coaster
Caption reads:

Older, wiser.. Sexier.

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