Gents Spring Chicken Cards

Spring Chicken Cards for gents......A Collection of Hilariously funny Cartoon Greeting Cards by Bev Williams......

Blank greeting cards with funny captions covering wine, age, golf, children, parenting, money,  memory and more.....

Blank inside for your own message
Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm supplied with coloured envelope. 

Click on the thumbnails below to view larger images

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Add Wine

FR22 card
Caption Reads:
When a recipe says add wine...never say "to what?"
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

FR23 Card

Caption reads:

Older, sexier....wiser.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

FR49 Card

Caption reads:

On the whole, the years have been kind to us all.....it was just the weekends which did the damage.

 

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

FR53 Card

Caption reads:

You want me to come upstairs and make love to you?....It will have to be one or the other
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Age

M50 Card

Caption reads:

It's a huge responsibility - being the ultimate fantasy pinup.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Ageing

FR35 card
Caption Reads:
Both you and the wine improve with age and the more you age, the more we love you.
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Spring Chicken Greetings Card - Alcohol

FR28 card
Caption Reads:
Alcohol is definitely the answer....I'm afraid I've forgotten the question
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Spring Chicken Greetings Card - Alcohol

FR50 Card

Caption reads:

 

You read about the dangers of alcohol so you better give up reaching

 

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Barbeque

FR33 Card
Caption reads:

Man's last great challenge.....The Summer Barbecue

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Drink Wine

FR47 Card

SORRY - TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK!

Caption reads:

Save water drink wine
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Expectations

FR11 card
Caption Reads:
At your age people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober. Disappoint them
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Exercise

FR64 Card

Caption reads:

 

Oh, do peddle faster Daphne!  You are saving electricity, but please pace yourself or the picture flickers.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Fitness

FR68 card
NEW! Caption reads:
Fit for another 20 miles? Of course I am...I just don't want to flaunt it, that's all.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Golf

FR45 Card

Caption reads:

 

He's punishing his clubs because they played so badly!

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Golf

M136 Card
NEW!  Caption reads:
You learn many things from golf.....and how to suffer is one of them.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Medication?

FR32 card
Caption Reads:
Is is time for your medication , or mine?
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Memory

FR43 Card

Caption reads:

No no - I don't want a floral fantast tattood up on my arm..I just want my address.

 

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Memory

FR70 Card
NEW!  Caption reads:
It's amazing how many Magic Memory Notes - we get through these days.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Men

M142 Card
NEW!  Caption reads:
I'm totally relaxes, because I know everything I can't find....is in a very safe place - somewhere!
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - More Wine

FR12 card
Caption Reads:
If in doubt - Add more wine.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Technology

FR71 Card
NEW!  Caption reads:
I know a child of five could understand this!  So please go and find me a child of five!
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Hippies

FR60card
Caption reads:
Back in th 60's we turned on, tuned in and dropped out....Now we tune in, turn over and drop off.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Old Age

M9 Card

Caption reads:

The three ages of man. Know it all. Say it all. Sod it all.
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