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Free Range Cards

A Collection of Hilariously funny Cartoon Greetings Cards by Bev Williams
For Gentlemen of a certain age......

Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm supplied with coloured envelope.  Blank inside for your own message

Click on the thumbnails below to view larger images

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Free Range Greetings Card M9

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Caption reads:

The three ages of man. Know it all. Say it all. Sod it all.
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Free Range Greetings Card M50

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It's a huge responsibility - being the ultimate fantasy pinup.

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Free Range Greetings Card FR11

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At your age people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober. Disappoint them

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Free Range Greetings Card FR12

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Caption reads:

If in doubt - Add more wine.

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Free Range Greetings Card FR22

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Caption reads:

When a recipe says add wine...never say "to what?"

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Free Range Greetings Card FR23

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Caption reads:

Older, wiser.. Sexier.

 

 

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Free Range Greetings Card FR28

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Alcohol is definitely the answer....I'm afraid I've forgotten the question

 

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Free Range Greetings Card FR32

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Is is time for your medication , or mine?
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Free Range Greetings Card FR33

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Man's last great challenge. The Summer Barbeque.
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Free Range Greetings Card FR35

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Both you and the wine improve with age and the more you age, the more we love you.

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Free Range Greetings Card FR37

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Inside every mature person...is an immature person shouting 'What the hell happened?

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Free Range Greetings Card FR43

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Caption reads:

No no - I don't want a floral fantast tattood up on my arm..I just want my address.

 

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Free Range Greetings Card FR45

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He's punishing his clubs because they played so badly!

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Free Range Greetings Card FR46

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Growing older? No - you just need re-potting
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Free Range Greetings Card FR47

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Caption reads:

Save water drink wine
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Free Range Greetings Card FR49

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Caption reads:

On the whole, the years have been kind to us all.....it was just the weekends which did the damage.

 

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Free Range Greetings Card FR50

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You read about the dangers of alcohol so you better give up - reaching

 

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Free Range Greetings Card FR53

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You want me to come upstairs and make love to you?....It will have to be one or the other
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Free Range Greetings Card FR55

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I think our children should have all the things we didn't have....and then we'll move in with them.
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Free Range Greetings Card FR56

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Be one of the trendsetters this season and buy a pram.

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Free Range Greetings Card FR57

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I've just been for a long walk in the countryside. I'm not much of a walker - but I can't remember where I left my car.

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Free Range Greetings Card FR58

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Caption reads:

Live for the moment...and never dance with boring people

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Free Range Greetings Card FR60

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Caption reads:

Back in the 60s we turned on tuned in and dropped out...Now we tune in, turn over and drop off.

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Free Range Greetings Card FR61

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Today is the day I show the world what living is all about....I'll wear my jersey inside out!

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