Ladies Spring Chicken Cards

Spring Chicken Cards....for ladies!  A collection of hilariously funny Cartoon Greeting Cards by Bev Williams.

Blank greeting cards with funny captions covering chocolates, stress, housework, wrinkles, wine, sins, maturity, age, willpower and more....

 Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope.
Blank inside for your own message.

Click on the thumbnails below to view larger images

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Addiction

M132 Card
NEW! Caption reads:
I never drink water....It might be addictive.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Ageing

M114 Card
Caption reads:

It's amazing how many of my stray eyebrows - are now stuck on my chin!

 

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Being Good

M133card
NEW! Caption reads:
We all have bursts of being good......but they don't last long.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Cellulite

M48 Card

Caption reads:

One in five men think cellulite is a battery.....God bless them.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Chocolate

M125 card
NEW! Caption reads:
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy.....and far more reliable than a man.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Chocolates

M29 Card

Caption reads:
 

If god had meant me to touch my toes - he would have put chocolates on the floor.

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Spring Chicken Greetings Card - Couples

M129 card
NEW! Caption reads:
We never argue....We can't hear each other.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Dieting

M113 Card
Caption reads:

Scales? I can't get on scales! They make me faint.

 

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Goddess

M76 Card

Caption reads:

All women over 45 are really Goddesses - and should be worshipped daily.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Growing Old

M119 card
Caption reads:

 

My husband is quite used to growing old by himself....I haven't had a birthday for years!

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Growing Old

M131 card
NEW!  Caption reads:
Growing older is hard enough - without having to act it!
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Jogging

M28 Card

Caption reads:

Never go jogging, it makes the ice in your glass jump.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Keep Smiling

M134 Card
NEW!  Caption reads:
Keep smiling....Men wonder what you're up to.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Laugh Lines

M128 Card
NEW!  Caption reads:

Well I don't know. He said they were laugh lines, but nothing is that funny!

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Marinate

M58 Card

Caption reads:

 


Lets not age............lets just marinate.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Men

M127 Card
NEW!  Caption reads:
Personally I think a man looks very sexy with a pram....unless he's in it.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Maturity

M49 Card

Caption reads:

At your age people expect you to be mature, wise and sensible...........Disillusion them.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Mirror

M96 Card

Caption reads:

Mirror mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Misbehave!

M68 card

Caption reads:

The best way to enjoy yourself - is very very....badly.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Multi-Tasker

M69 card
Caption reads:
I'm a multi-tasker. I go to parties, I smile, I talk, I enjoy great food and I have little drinkies.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Naughty

M103 Card

Caption reads:

Just how naughty can we be - and still go to heaven?

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Never Drink Water

M84 Card

Caption reads:

Take my advise and never drink water. I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Preservatives

M64 card
Caption reads:

Never eat healthy food....we so need all the preservatives we can get.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Relax!

M135 Card
NEW! Caption reads:
Just don't ask me to relax!   It's the tension that's holding me together.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Silent Men

M139 Card
NEW! Caption reads:
Women love silent men....They think they're listening.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Sin!

M33 Card

Caption reads:

I've sinned again.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Sins

M105 Card

Caption Reads:

We only have one regret at our age....and that's all the sins we didn't commit.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card- Stress

M41 Card

Caption reads:

Grey! you call it grey! Its stress highlights...if you don't mind!

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Tequilla

M99 Card
Part view of full design
Sheet size 500 x 700

Just take life with a pinch of salt  - a slice of lime and two shots of Tequilla


 

 

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Weekend Trouble

M108card
NEW! Caption reads:
On the whole, the years have been kind to us......it was just the weekends which got us into trouble.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Weight

M140
NEW!  Caption reads:
I'm so hungry, I could eat a watercress leaf.
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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Wine

M73 Card

Caption reads:

I love cooking with wine..Occasionaly I add food.

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Spring Chicken Greeting Card - Wrinkles

M130 card
NEW! Caption reads:
When we grew up, we planned to be rich, we planned to be famous.....I don't remember planning to be wrinkly.
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