PC1 Greetings Card

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Growing older is hard enough.without having to act it!

PC4 Greetings Card

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Of course you can have the body of a 30 year old.........you'll just have to buy him one or two drinks first.

PC8 Greetings Card

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Maybe you've put on weight, maybe not...Just don't ask me. I've been tricked before.

PC10 Greetings Card

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I've decided to give up being a good example....I'll just be a terrible warning instead.

PC14 Greetings Card

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When we grew up, we planned to be rich,we planned to be famous - I don't remember planning to be wrinkly.

PC18 Greetings Card

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You know, if it weren't for marriage we might go through life thinking  we had no faults at all.

PC20 Greetings Card

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You want me to come upstairs and make love to you?  It'll have to be one or the other.

PC25 Greetings Card

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We have only one regret at our age - and that's all the sins we didn't commit.

PC26 Greetings Card

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No botox, no facelift. Just a dimmer switch and much older boyfriends.

PC27 Greetings Card

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Too much of a good thing - is just wonderful.

PC28 Greetings Card

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You learn many things from golf - and how to suffer is one of them.

PC29 Greetings Card

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How can I possibly weigh more? I always have salad with every meal.

PC30 Greetings Card

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I haven't lost my mind....I know exactly where I left it.

PC32 Greetings Card

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No darling, There are only four food groups - frozen, instant - and chocolate... Lots of chocolate.

PC34 Greetings Card

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No dear, the mirror never lies - but it does laugh a lot!

PC35 Greetings Card

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But look at the bright side - no matter how old you are - you are younger than you will ever be again.

PC36 Greetings Card

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I see an unfortunate flaw in your plan to rid the world of women. No one will remember anyone's birthday.

PC38 Greetings Card

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Aah - my darling! Still sweeping - or are you flying somewhere?

PC39 Greetings Card

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You are an earth sign darling and I am a water sign...so together we make mud.

PC40 Greetings Card

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I'm not joining a gym. I'm not doing exercises. If God wants me to touch my toes - he can put them on my head.

PC41 Greetings Card

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I still miss my husband...but my aim is improving

PC42 Greetings Card

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Do you think temptation - is avoiding us these says?

PC43 Greetings Card

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My grandchildren are so fabulous... I think I should have had them first!

PC44 Greetings Card

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I remember everything about my life. i just can't remember how many times I've told you


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