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Prime Cards by Bev Williams
Prime Cards

Prime is the work of cartoonist Bev Williams. This collection of cards puts a humourous slant on people in their prime in all manner of everyday situations.

All cards are supplied blank, cello-wrapped with coloured envelopes.
Size approx 5” x 7” (140 x 185mm)

Click on the thumbnails below to view larger images

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PC1 Blank Greetings Card

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Growing older is hard enough.without having to act it!

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PC4 Blank Greetings Card

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Of course you can have the body of a 30 year old.........you'll just have to buy him one or two drinks first.

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PC10 Blank Greetings Card

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I've decided to give up being a good example....I'll just be a terrible warning instead.

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PC14 Blank Greetings Card

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When we grew up, we planned to be rich,we planned to be famous - I don't remember planning to be wrinkly.

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PC18 Blank Greetings Card

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You know, if it weren't for marriage we might go through life thinking  we had no faults at all.

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PC20 Blank Greetings Card

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You want me to come upstairs and make love to you?  It'll have to be one or the other.

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PC25 Blank Greetings Card

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We have only one regret at our age - and that's all the sins we didn't commit.

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PC26 Blank Greetings Card

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No botox, no facelift. Just a dimmer switch and much older boyfriends.

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PC27 Blank Greetings Card

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Too much of a good thing - is just wonderful.

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PC28 Blank Greetings Card

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You learn many things from golf - and how to suffer is one of them.

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PC29 Blank Greetings Card

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How can I possibly weigh more? I always have salad with every meal.

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PC30 Blank Greetings Card

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I haven't lost my mind....I know exactly where I left it.

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PC32 Blank Greetings Card

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No darling, There are only four food groups - frozen, instant - and chocolate... Lots of chocolate.

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PC35 Blank Greetings Card

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But look at the bright side - no matter how old you are - you are younger than you will ever be again.

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PC36 Blank Greetings Card

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I see an unfortunate flaw in your plan to rid the world of women. No one will remember anyone's birthday.

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PC38 Blank Greetings Card

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Aah - my darling! Still sweeping - or are you flying somewhere?

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PC40 Blank Greetings Card

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I'm not joining a gym. I'm not doing exercises. If God wants me to touch my toes - he can put them on my head.

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PC41 Blank Greetings Card

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I still miss my husband...but my aim is improving

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PC42 Blank Greetings Card

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Do you think temptation - is avoiding us these says?

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PC43 Blank Greetings Card

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My grandchildren are so fabulous... I think I should have had them first!

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PC44 Blank Greetings Card

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I remember everything about my life. i just can't remember how many times I've told you

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PC45 Blank Greetings Card

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Why don't we open a bottle? Which one - indigestion or jointease?

 

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PC46 Blank Greetings Card

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These days one only drinks water...after killing the bacteria with whiskey.


 

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PC47 Blank Greetings Card

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To hell with growing old gracefully! Let's have facelifts until our ear lobes meet.

 

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PC48 Blank Greetings Card

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If you go around looking like that...people will think I married you for your money.
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PC50 Blank Greetings Card

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What bit of me would I change?  How about a complete refund.
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PC51 Blank Greetings Card

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My partner finds sex so amusing... Regardless of what she's reading.
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PC52 Blank Greetings Card

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There is nothing wrong with the bags under your eyes - as long as you have shoes to match.
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PC53 Blank Greetings Card

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But I do believe a man's home is his castle....along with the washing machine, the iron and the wheelie bin.
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PC54 Blank Greetings Card

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I think he's trying to put his computer password... into the microwave.
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PC55 Blank Greetings Card

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She's one of those awful women..who always leave the toilet seat down.
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PC56 Blank Greetings Card

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I'm totally relaxed, because I know everything I don't find - is in a very safe place - somewhere.
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PC57 Blank Greetings Card

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You Keep complaining about the weather.....but you never do anything about it!

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PC58 Blank Greetings Card

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I wouldn't hang it there. it's only a suggestion...but let's not forget who's making it!
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