Greeting Cards and Gifts from Peartree Heybridge

Young at heart, slightly older in other places!

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Aged to perfection!

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The girls always looked forward to their post fitness debrief...it was a chance to catch up on lost calories!

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Well thought Rose...that's puberty over. Let the ageing begin!

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This is not a beer belly…...
It’s a fuel tank for a sex machine !

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Life's a binge and then you diet!

It's your birthday...enjoy a double-bubble!

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It's your birthday, spoil yourself...go for the house red !

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The more candles...the bigger the wish!

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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to drink more wine!

Only eat things that have been broken into pieces...
that way all the calories have fallen out !

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CHILDHOOD...
The time of life when you
make funny faces in the mirror
MIDDLE AGE...
The time when the mirror gets even!

If they stay like that for much longer they’ll turn to compost !

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Pole dancing!

Rose's diet was going surprisingly well!

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand!

Birthdays are for drinking under the table !

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Not tonight darling…...
didn’t you get my email.

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Inside, She is a thin person struggling to get out... but she can usually sedate herself with four or five fairy cakes !

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Rose decided she was like a fine wine and would age much better on her side!

These trainers are rubbish...I've had them for three weeks and I'm still fat and unfit!

She soon realised there was no way she could hide that last doughnut she’d scoffed !

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Never put off for tomorrow what you can eat today!

Life is partly what we make it...and partly what is made...by the friends we keep!

Life is so much better if you have a good friend to share the ride!

Roses are red, violets are blue, there's not many people as special as you!

Valentine Card Suggestion!

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life!

During a hormonal slump, going to lunch with a friend is one of the best treatments!

A good friend is like a good bra....close to the heart and always there when you need support!

A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though they think you are slightly cracked!

Camilla believed in getting out of shape for winter!

She knew she was getting older when she tried to straighten out the wrinkles in her tights and discovered she wasn’t wearing any !

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The bonus of growing older is alcohol can be regarded as medicinal !

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Rose's idea of healthy food preparation is to blow the sugar off a doughnut!

She found her own way of coping with the hot flushes !

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Inner calm....from out'er fridge.

It helps to have a friend who can iron out little problems!

This wasn’t quite what he had in mind when he suggested training for the Iron Man!

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I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and set fire to my knickers!

Bags of love!

Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet, than never to have loved at all.

Live well, lunch lots...shop often.

OM!

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Rose felt she had a photographic memory. Unfortunately it no longer offered same day service!

Isn’t it strange how men learn to work the DVD and TV quite quickly, but find it hard to understand the washing machine, dishwasher and vacuum cleaner.

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Camilla believed she was entering the metallic years...Silver in her hair, Gold in her teeth and lead in her bottom!

The good news about mid-life is the glass is still half full...
…The bad news is it won’t be long before your teeth are floating in it !

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Multi tasking…... Male style !

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Head....Shoulders...Knees....Oh No's!

It takes a long time to grow an old friend!

Old soak!

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Trollied !

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Pulled again !

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Rejoice in PMT...
think of it as the only time of the month you can be yourself!

Camilla couldn't help wondering when she had gone from a 36D to a 36 long!

Of course I'm out of shape...isn't round a shape?

The strap is too tight, the heel is too high, they are a size too small, but they are GORGEOUS...I've got to have them!

And to think she only popped out for a pint of milk!

Shopping - Sooooo much cheaper than a psychiatrist!

Are you sure this is what they meant by joining a spin class Rose?

Therapy session!

Are you sure this will work like those toning tables Rose?

You may not be able to turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again!

I’m not overweight...
just chocolate enriched !

He wondered when…...his wild oats had turned to Shredded Wheat?

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