A collection of hilariously funny Cartoon Greetings Cards by Bev Williams. For Ladies of a certain age......
Card size 12.5cm x 17.5cm with coloured envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
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Never go jogging, it makes the ice in your glass jump.
If god had meant me to touch my toes - he would have put chocolates on the floor.
I've sinned again.
Chocolate Coffee and men - are so much better rich.
Housework? Just sweep the room with a glance.
Grey! you call it grey! Its stress highlights...if you don't mind!
Go without a bra...and pull the wrinkles out of your face.
Fifties have more fun.....have another Happy birthday.
One in five men think cellulite is a battery.....God bless them.
At your age people expect you to be mature, wise and sensible...........Disillusion them.
Lets not age.lets just marinate.
It's not fluid retention I'm afraid......It's cake retention.
Never eat healthy food... We so need all the preservatives we can get.
To be an ageless beauty, all you have to do...is give up birthdays. And lie about absolutely everything.
The best way to enjoy yourself.........is very,very,very........badly.
I'm a multi-tasker...I go to parties, I smile, I talk, I enjoy great food and I have little drinkies.
I love cooking with wine..Occasionaly I add food.
All women over 45 are really Goddesses - and should be worshipped daily.
Take my advise and never drink water. I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats
Mirror mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.
Just take life with a pinch of salt - a slice of lime and two shots of Tequilla
Just how naughty can we be - and still go to heaven?
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We only have one regret at our age....and that's all the sins we didn't commit.
Follow your dreams....but not the one where you're naked in the high street.
I put on another pound this morning. ...it must be my new deodorant.
On the whole, the years have been kind to us...it was just the weekends which got us into trouble
Cooking is like love....It should be indulged in with abandon.
Never diet to control your curves...Curves should be daring and unavoidable.
Well aren't we girls lucky...there are only ten commandments!
It's taken a lot of willpower - but I've finally kicked the urge to diet.
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Scales? I can't get on scales! They make me faint.
It's amazing how many of my stray eyebrows - are now stuck on my chin!
